Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
 
The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
 
The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”
 
The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”
 
The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”
 
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38DD breasts, 24” waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”